THE CONTINUING SAGA OF JOYBONE - Lie Letter #3

The Surgeon General has just announced another finding...The Blues/Rock music performed by ...the band JOYBONE could be considered contagious.

Symptoms may also include one or more of the following: perspiration, dry mouth, head weaving or bobbing, tapping of the feet, snapping of the fingers, erotic wiggling, constant smiling and laughter is not uncommon.

A study from a local university shows a direct connection. Those that have listened many times had no hearing loss, but did become highly stimulated. Doctors say that “...more testing is needed...” Those exposed directly also seemed to have a slight weight reduction. The music generated causes physical exertion, in the form of what is commonly known as dancing. Doctors went on to say, “Those with weak hearts could also participate, if done in moderation”.

It was previously thought that JOYBONE was habit forming but, there has been no medical evidence of any connection proven. Click on the word JOYBONE to find out for yourself.

You will be kept updated as more information becomes available, but you don’t need a brain surgeon’s opinion to know that “Everyone else’s music is only skin deep, theirs goes all the way to your JOYBONE!"

Blues/rock band to perform for Ride for Sight

By Sterling Bradley

JOYBONE is on the rise like a phoenix from out of the ashes. This phenominal Blues/Rock band from the early part of this decade is back from a long seven year absence bigger, better and badder than ever before.

While some of the names have changed you will still enjoy the erotic drumming by original band member STIX Douglas; together with the soulful sounds of the bass guitarist from 9-1-1, Jon Fulmer and the fabulous St. Louis native Paul Beasley on lead guitar. The combined vocals of this trio and their arrangements of this unusual “feel good” music are well worth coming out to hear.

They are receiving rave reviews while performing at local clubs throughout the area including the Hwy. 61 Blues and Jazz Jams at the ROADHOUSE & Kitchen in Webster Groves, and at CHEERS in Valley Park. They’re already booked for the House Springs Lions Club Ride for Sight on 25 April 2010.